This morning could not have gone any worse so far to be honest apart from if my train derailed. Fuck this.
A lady on the train has a rug for a mousemat. I thought it was a small prayer mat but she’s really white lookin and looks like a toff who eats cranberry quiche for breakfast
Stoomuch ache for 5 days nah maybe I have a baby in there oh this would be joyous. *rubs belly; grins; farts*